Ice Planet Barbarians

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Were you actually here for the blue alien, or for the fantasy of being wanted so immediately that you never once have to wonder where you stand?

Monster Romance · Ice Planet Barbarians · Book 1

Ice Planet Barbarians

Ruby Dixon
For when you want to be wanted immediately, obviously, and without a single condition attached. Then add that you'll laugh while it happens.
Purchased Ebook Published 2015 188 pages 1st Person Dual POV Complete Series
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3.5
Overall
3
Spice
4
Plot
3
Characters
3.5
Steam
3.5
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Why readers love this book

At its core, this one satisfies readers chasing To Be Chosen, To Be Accepted, and To Feel Safe — which tracks with its 3.5/5 overall rating.

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Readers who fall for this one are usually: The Unshrinking + The Sure Thing

You want a love so certain and so total that you never have to shrink yourself to earn it, keep it, or fear losing it.

That's not just a personality quirk — it's a window into what you're actually chasing when you pick up a book like this.

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My take

This is one of those books that opened the door to my monster/alien romance addiction. This story is an alien romance that gets the joke and then tells it anyway. I went in with hesitant uncertainty and braced for a nightmare, but got a punchline instead, roughly seven pages in. Vektal is the whole engine: he is drawn with real depth, he decides she is his in about four seconds. Then he spends the entire book quietly feeding her, warming her, and worrying about her, which is a specific kind of devastating. Georgie is brave but has so much bad luck until the end of this book. I liked her, but the timeline is so compressed that I never got past the surface of her. I did understand very quickly that she clearly loves her girls, and would almost do anything to protect them. The plot is exactly as straightforward as the genre promises, and the ice planet plus the khui (and maybe the fancy p33n) gave it enough teeth that I devoured it and immediately moved on to the next story.

Synopsis

You'd think being abducted by aliens would be the worst thing that could happen to me. And you'd be wrong. Because now, the aliens are having ship trouble, and they've left their cargo of human women—including me—on an ice planet. And the only native inhabitant I've met? He's big, horned, blue, and really, really has a thing for me...

Content warnings
CW: alien abduction, captivity, & trafficking — the human women are cargo bound for sale
CW: rape / sexual assault of a secondary character, not by our Barbarians
CW: on-page violence, blood, and death
CW: animal death / hunting
CW: non-consensual medical procedure (khui implantation)
CW: dubious consent: resonance drives the urgency
CW: pregnancy / fated-breeding themes
the itch it scratched

✓ The dread flipping into devotion. The alien in the dark turned out to be the one who would never hurt her.

✓ Being loved specifically for the parts that are wrong... furless, tailless, too many toes, and adored anyway.

✓ Being taken care of in the plainest way there is: fed, warmed, and worried over by someone stronger.

✓ Getting to laugh in the middle of it. Giving permission for the h0rny to also be funny.

✓ Choosing him out loud, in front of witnesses, when the safe answer was no.

What lingers is not the plot or the planet, it's the sheer relief of a story where the scariest thing in the room takes one look at you and decides you are his to keep safe.

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"It wasn't a monster come to eat me. It was this monster. Who's come to eat me o#t."
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"Are you really going to do this, Georgie?” Kira asks, sounding ill. “I really am."
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